I just got new pictures of the Dacia Sandero!
The even better news is that we found a 3c905 driver that we can pretty much just fully grab, since it has a couple of interesting features -- in particular, it's BSD-compatible (yes!), it's polling-driven (yes!), it's not Linux (yes!), and it doesn't use malloc() (yes!).
So, uh, Thanks Etherboot. Thetherboot. Here is the driver that we plan to grab, anyway; we'll see what happens tonight.